The Meathook Massacre

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RapplerSoon(11.10.2022 15:20)

Keep dropping, keep dropping... Maybe you'll soon be affordable enough for my commander decks.

Ark4200(11.10.2022 12:50)

Looks like the proces will finally drop after the ban!! Hell yea.
Above 15€ it's way overvalued

jarudre(10.10.2022 20:42)

Banned in standard 10. 10. 2022
Price already dropped from 50€ to 34€
At 20€ I'll give it a try

dissul(04.04.2022 13:37)

Wow. This card is still going up... There seems to be a crazy demand for standard players right now.

DayOne(20.11.2021 07:23)(Edited: 20.11.2021 07:27)

@xraynex look in the infobox. Innistrad Double feature. Release in January

joven(09.10.2021 00:07)

So, if I'm seeing it correctly, there are 0 copies of this at that odd World Championship thingy event that nobody cares about, because WotC alienated all who were interested in watching the good old Pro Tours.

W4tch0ut2(02.10.2021 13:42)(Edited: 02.10.2021 13:43)

I wonder who actually PLAYS this ^^ Teysa, Orzhov Scion + Painters Servant? But do they even need this?

joven(29.09.2021 16:18)(Edited: 29.09.2021 16:18)

RL-style buyout of an inprint card that's in the current set is really odd.
Even as a generic Commander staple (and it isn't that good) this would be at most 20 ... Maybe ... In 2 years.

It's mainly interesting for Aristocrat decks and maybe because of some fringe synergies because it's an legendary enchantment that also sort of boardwipes.
But as a boardwipe it's pretty costly with XBB, and it doesn't give -1/-1 counters like "Black Sun's Zenith" (which hasn't been a staple for ages by the way).
This is not "Toxic Deluge" (which itself is a bit overrated by the way)!
And this is not "Massacre Wurm"!
This is just a second but worse "Bastion of Remembrance", that's also able to be a worse "Black Sun's Zenith".

rwebster(29.09.2021 14:56)

Is this the next Gamestop meme? Wonder if it will get a reprint in the Innestrad Double Feature draft set next January?

Vayra86(29.09.2021 12:55)

Why the.... Would this card move over 10 euro? Its totally not worth more even as an EDH staple. Market correction in 3... 2... 1

Serrasshop(28.09.2021 21:31)

I can't read it's title without reading 'The MeToo Massacre'. Am I the only one?

Alwurkan(19.09.2021 10:41)

Kethis and Oloro Decks will love this card in commander.

SonofAsgard(12.09.2021 22:08)

For me the card of the set and a great new EDH staple. Toxic Deluge with mana cost plus some great additonal effects for an aristocate stile EDH deck. Might even see play in standard as zombie trible got some great additional cards and might fit into zombie decks as well (at least the one i am currenlty building). If it is strong enough for competetive play only time will tell but i think we will see it in a lot of side decks and in the right deck it is main deckable as well

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